secret ass


verb. to have relationships on the side, or to have s-xual relations without one’s friends having knowlege of the encounters.

noun. the person who acts as the significant other in said events.
example 1
friend 1: i haven’t seen pete around on the weekends lately. what the h-ll is he up to?
friend 2: i think he’s getting some secret -ss.

example 2
it wasn’t ’till months later that pete finally got up the courage to introduce his secret -ss to his friends.

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