Secret Beard


when a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one’s normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.
henry’s stubble is rather elusive to the eye. they say it’s a secret beard.

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