secret cougar hunter


a man who has been hunting a cougar for ten or more years. he has been waiting for her to become single. he may have been in prior relationships to cover up his love/infatuation with the woman, but always breaks it off when the cougar becomes single. he stalks his prey carefully and for a long period of time before he pounces.
hey man, you can stop being a secret cougar hunter and tap that -ss, i heard she just dumped her boyfriend!

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