Secret Girlfriend
when you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.
me: “hey, i really like you, will you date me?”
her: “of course!”
me: “great, but hey, uhm, could you be my secret girlfriend?
her: secret girlfriend?
me: at least til you lose some weight.”
the girl who is rely your gf and not anyone else no matter what and cant not be changed no matter what
dude1: im dating this girl kodi dude: no way b-tch shes my secret girlfriend hands offf rofl copter
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