secret greetings
said in a low quiet voice whilst you mabate. your hand must be playing pocket pull or else it is no longer secretive. this phrase is derived from greetings, a popular slogan of slick hipster, mr. dente.
“secret greetings” splat!
~or~
“i played secret greetings while the music teacher played a movie in cl-ss,” said c. s.
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