secret hipsters
a colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.
girl 1: let’s go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.
girl 2: yah girl, i’ll make sure to bring my fancy nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.
girl 1: gahhh we’re totally secret hipsters
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