secret lag


secret lag : (p noun) a cloud of unidentifed lag forcing 56k to be real sh-tty even though it is known to be sh-tty cause its only 56k!! coined by mah wellz0r.
omg d00d, my 56k connection is getting owned by the secret lag admin.

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