Secret Life Of The American Teenager


by far the most watched/contreversial hit tv show on abc family. basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a sl-tty chick cant decide if she likes her “bed buddie” more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.
jane-hey sally! wanna go to the mall this tuesday?
sally-heck no! im watching the secret life of the american teenager!
jane-whats that?
sally-a bunch of teen sl-ts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands
another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen s-x and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. doesn’t really give a full description of “secret teen life” though – ie, there’s no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. imo, the t-tle is a tad misleading.
secret life of the american teenager, s-x s-x s-x, “did you hear? i’m a crazy christian!”
a true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who’s mentally r-t-rded. reveals how sl-tty all american teenagers actually are. thank g-d for this show otherwise my mom wouldn’t have put me on birth conrtol.
daugher- hey mom, put me on some birth control!

mother- well after watching secret life of the american teenager, all teens must be whoring around! sure hunny!

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