Secret Minger


a term given to men or women who use internet social networking sites to score dates with unsuspecting victims via the use of the one decent photograph that has ever been taken of them. this picture usually see’s them sporting a pair of sungl-sses, standing in a picture with their much hotter friends and not specifying which one they are, or a picture taken from a strange angle.
“i clicked on his ‘more pics’ and it suddenly became clear to me he was a secret minger………i was going to f-ck him as well!”

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