secret pretend boyfriend
the, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him except his primary partner, who must always know nothing of the secret pretend boyfriend.
don’t tell josh that ryan seacrest is my secret pretend boyfriend!
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