secret sanchez
when having doggy-style s-x, and the woman refuses -n-l, you finish having s-x with her anyways. before you pull out, stick your finger up your own -ss. you will then use this finger to wipe p–p above her upper lip, making a mexican style dirty sanchez mustache, making sure not to alert her.
now let her venture into public with the sh-t mustache.
i gave that ve-och martha a secret sanchez before she went to work. man, will she be red faced when she finds out.
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