Secret Saturday


not being able to partic-p-te in internet activities on sat-rday’s due to secret and private matters. the usual excuse/cover story being driving to friend who lives far away.

although this may be a possibility….only god knows what happens during secret sat-rday’s
due to this mysterious dissappearance people have -ssociated the “secret” context of the word to having anything to do with inuendo. people -ssume that being private about it means you are insecure of what happens and the general conclusion…………….anything linked with the phenominon we call s-x

the meaning being relating phrases that can be interpreted in an inuendo manor to s-x thus being called/known as secret sat-rday
“raikonen b-mped me from behind”-secret sat-rday

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