Secret Simpletons Society


1. the inept white trash that join the free masons, thinking they’ll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip sh-ts.
definition 1.

dip sh-t 1: my monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. it’s worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the dea.

dip sh-t 2: why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the secret simpletons society?

dip sh-t 1: i think that’s our codename. i’ll have to go google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: g-d am i sick of visiting these secret simpletons society lodges. they always need rides. i got my bentley continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.

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