Secret Skidmark


a trail of smeared sh-t extending from the -n-s to the base of one’s v-g-n- and or p-n-s. usually left by a shamefull act know as the wipe forward.
dude i was at the team hanc-ck party and i found another fat b-tch. i bent her over cole’s bed and got ready to throw her the spear but, when i leaned in to do her in the brown eye………my c-ck was cuaght on a fresh secret skidmark and suddennly i was caught in her nasty fat c-nt. i had no hat so i tried to pull out but got cuaght…now a year later she shows up with a little b-st-rd and says its mine! i told her to f-ck off and eat the kid.

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