secret ugly
a person who misrepresents themselves online by using their most flattering picture, by using a picture that is many years out of date, or a combination therein.
or:
someone who uses the magic of photoshop to appear good-looking.
see also, “secret ugly”
“i had been talking to her on aim for months, but when i finally saw her, she was hideous like the elephant man. total secret ugly.”
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