securious


being so confident in one’s heteros-xuality that the person actively seeks to put themselves in a h-m-s-xual encounter, just to prove how they can have gay s-x and still be straight.
dmitry is so securious that he’s willing to put a p-n-s in his mouth to show how comfortable he is with his unwaivering heteros-xuality.

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