security blanket sex syndrome


when a male or female feels uncomfortable having s-x in someone else’s house or apartment. they can only fornicate in listening distance of their parent(s).
boy: “hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment so we can have some alone time?”

girl: “i’m not a huge fan of sleeping with you at your place, i would feel more comfortable with you pounding me in my parents guest room.”

boy: “thats the room next to your parents?”

girl: “i know” (wearing a very dirty smile)

boy: “you definitely have security blanket s-x syndrome, i should probably go look for someone else, but i think your hott so i’ll be by in a little bit”

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