Security by Banality
a computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. never a protection against pranksters, in the age of zombie spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.
i protected mom’s computer by installing windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. true security by b-n-lity.
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