Security Center
a feature of microsoft windows xp service pack 2 that adds a better firewall, automatic updates, and annoying alerts if you don’t have anti-virus software installed.
bill gates: liek omg!! security center rulezzzz!!!
average user: oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your pc even more? that sh-t is trashed!
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