sedentosis
(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim’s inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis
from the latin root sedere (to sit).
“you really need to get your act together, you lazy little f-ck.”
“i’m not lazy!!! i have sedentosis, you ignoramus!”
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