seeing bottoms


cheering oneself up by going under the grandstands at a big event and looking up.
seymour b-tts, under the grandstand and feeling low, looked up and was seeing bottoms.
someone who needs another drink is “seeing bottoms”
usually said three quarters of the way through a drink, i.e., when you actually start to see the bottom of the gl-ss.
from the expression “bottoms up.”
stevo: another smirnoff, d mac?
d mac: you betchya, i’m seeing bottoms over here.
having your last drink of the night.
usually said three quarters of the way down a pint of beer, i.e., when you actually start to see the bottom of the gl-ss.
from the expression “bottoms up.”
bartender: another beer, jack?
jack: no. i’m seeing bottoms.

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