Seeking the Heat
an innate technique known by all men, learned still on the cradle. throught the blind roballo’s preadators vision, he can seek the heat and then enter into hot places, where he will feel at home for an average time of 15 minutes. although this practice leads men from all over the world to (irrationally)discover fat chicks “cavities”, it is deemed to be one revolucionary step towards s-xual freedom.
-“hey shoyu, did you banged that fat woman over there?”
-“sure, i listened to the blind roballo’s will… he was irrationally seeking the heat”
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