seen-off
when you message somebody on facebook, and later check back to find they haven’t replied, but they’ve seen your message. being given the seen-off may be intentional or unintentional, but it usually feels cold and rejecting
guy 1 messaging guy 2:
hey man, how’s it going? we haven’t talked in ages… how’s college going for you?
2 days later: ‘seen 12:47 pm’
guy 1: i’m getting the seen-off. he hates me.
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