segously


perpetually mischievous and h-rny, able to maintain a full erection instantly and infinitley.
the wachousay bagouser was feeling tres segously after his daily breakfast of 5 double espressos, 10 helium balloons, and 6 v–gr-.

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    the term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. to give yourself a verbal bl-wj-b. from the word f-ll-t–, meaning “oral stimulation of the p-n-s”, and the word self, meaning “one’s ident-ty.” opposite of self-defecating. people who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating. “i totally scored […]

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    unnecessary plural used for the word “it”, otherwise meaning “that is how you do it”. qoolz! that’s how you do its!

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    the words you would use to describe paris hilton, anything to do with her, or anything she would call say “that’s hot” to. (when looking at jimmy choo shoes or john galiano dresses or paris hilton’s s-x tape) that’s musty!

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    the action of placing your finger into a woman’s v-g-n- and smelling the result, before deciding to give her oral s-x “i had to give her the ol sewer test before i ate that p-ssy out”

  • that's not a fart

    what you say when you think you have to fart, but it’s really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way. -person farts- -person tries to fart again- person: that’s not a fart… -person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny-


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