Seismic Squeeze


to forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.
i seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.
to forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.
i seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

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