Seize the Deez
(sēz thuh deez) – a way to tell a person that you usually know to “seize the deez”, “seize” referring to the grasp (usually sucking) of “deez” referring to “deez nuts.”
it is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. it can subst-tute “carpe diem” with “carpe diezem” and it can also be used to ryhme.
– for example
friend 1 – hey i just realized your -ss looks like money mike from “friday after next.” hahaha.
friend 2 – f-ck you man, seize the deez. at least i don’t look like a down syndrome ol’ retarted -ss child.
friend 1 – touché b-tch… touché.
or
seize the deeze on your knees please
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