Seize the Z’s
a way to tell a friend to get some sleep, as opposed to “carpe diem”; a send-off to an underslept buddy, can also be subst-tuted with “carpe z-em”
bro 1: “man, i’ve gotten like 5 hours of sleep all week…”
bro 2: “what the h-ll are you still doing awake man?? seize the z’s!!!”
bro 1: “wtf!?”
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