select market


of or relating to cars that have been done up to look blingy or fast. they range from poorly done paint and stickers, aftermarket kits that are unpainted or painted the wrong color, spoilers, pointless large m-fflers, curb feelers, etc. can almost always be related to dubs on hoopties or cars that are fast and furious.
i would like to get a 1964 chevy, but all the ones that i’ve seen have hydraulics or tiny wheels. i don’t really want something from the select market.

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