Selective Cleaning Disorder
being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don’t. instead you get on facebook and look up words on urban dictionary. then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. but when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. it really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.
i’ve been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! i must have selective cleaning disorder!
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