Selena Gomez


a dumb b-tch who plays a victim. the only reason she is still relevant is because of her on an d off relationship with, you guessed it, justin bieber. she cant sing or dance. she is also fake. demi and miley and ariana are better than her sk-nk -ss. she is also a flat piece of paper. no shape what-so-ever.
friend: “did you hear the heart want what it wants by selena gomez?”
me: “did you hear love me harder? wait, i’m sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals -ss song.

friend: “………………right!”
the only female disney star under the age of 18 who is a good role model to younger viewers. she is said to ‘take over’ miley cyrus’s place. thats completely false.
selena will never be that ugly, untalented, sl-tty, or fake. her tv show wizards of waverly place is becoming to be a huge hit. her music career is slowly becoming successful because she has talent. the only reason miley’s music career is doing good is because her hit tv show hannah montana is based on her poor singing.

sorry miley, but you’re going to fail and watch selena rise to the top.
unlike miley cyrus, selena gomez has talent. she’s beautiful and has self respect.
thank god she’s here to save us from sl-tty cyrus.
teen actress/singer who can’t really act or sing well, but at least seems to have her feet on the ground and a good head on her shoulders.

she is pretty and down-to-earth and not annoying.
girl 1: i loooooove selena gomez.

girl 2: she’s okay. at least she’s not annoying like miley cyrus and doesn’t put off a sl-t vibe.
probably the least likely, of all the current disney channel stars, to fade off into teen bopper obscurity or become a disease ridden druggie. she is pretty, one of the only good actresses on that channel, and has potential. often, she is called names such as “sl-t” or anything to that effect by fans of miley cyrus, although she has done nothing to prove that she is one.

she is also the best on that channel at keeping her life private and staying true to her roots.

appreciated by parents for being a good role model.
“hey, who do you think is the best role model on the disney channel?”

“i would have to say selena gomez, she seems intelligent, nice and like she has talent.”
an disney channel actress.good friends with other disney channel stars like miley cyrus,emily osment,demi lovato,and all the rest of them.she is friends with miley cyrus,even though they played enemies on hannah montana,is a singer,and sang the theme song to her new show on disney channel,wizards of waverly place
everything is not what it seems,does alex(selena gomez) know that!
the main character in the new disney channel television show wizards of waverly place. though i like the show, i don’t get why she plays such an unlikeable character. her character is rude, gets in trouble, is a slacker, and really doesn’t seem to care about anyone but herself.
i just don’t seem to understand, aren’t main characters supposed to have at least one redeeming quality?
i’m not trying to bash selena or the show, i just don’t completely agree with how her character is.
selena gomez is talented but her character alex russo is a sociopathic jerk.
the polar opposite of miley cyrus.

she actually sings pretty good, and has enough common sense not to make britney spears her role model and post naked pics of herself on vanity fair
p1: oh my god did you listen to selena gomezzz???

p2: the one that’s not a b-tch? yeah, i did.
18
selena gomez? right on!

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