Selena Homez


a girl born and raised in texas with career as a singer/actor on disney channel. named the one and only girl on disney who hasn’t gone mad or turned into a complete sl-t like the others (ex.miley cyrus, cheetah girls, demi lovato etc..) seems perfect, is a good role model and has terrible taste in clothing. 18 years old and is one of hollywoods #1 and supposingly “cutest” puma (young cougar) due to her s-xual relationship with justin bieber while they both refuse to admit it. pictures of her and justin surfaced on the internet of them out on a walk, holding hands and kissing on a vacation with him feeling up her booty. even though all of this evidence points to them having a relationship she still claims that they are just “good friends” and that he is like a “little brother” to her. well, i wouldn’t let my brother kiss me and feel my booty anyday, nor would i go around and mak w/ just anybody who i was “just friends” with. though she’s been through 3 relationships that we know about already (taylor lautner, nick jonas, david henrie) i still believe she is an amazing person, but needs 2 watch what she’s doing before she and justin get all these crazy fan girls mad because of their denial and lies to there fans who they claim to love. btw she should stick to acting, because her voice isn’t that great.
girl 1:omg!! did you see those pics of justin & selena!!! stupid b-tch!!

girl 2 : i know!! this is worse than jasmine wh-r-leggas who can’t close her leggas!! gosh, i wish justin would stop jumping from girl 2 girl, its driving me mad.

girl 1: tell me about it -sharpens pitchfork- ok sister biebette, lets go kill selena homez.

bunch of beliebers: onward!!!!

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