Self – Assification


to make an -ss out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.
the quickest way to pull off a self–ssification? making an -ss of yourself. faking a m-ssive bowel movement.

“after being asked to clean the yard, i did some self – -ssification by telling them i had explosive diarrhea.”

“i had to work my self – -ssification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday”

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