self checkout
when one p-sses a reflective surface and can’t resist the urge to “check themselves out”
did you see that guy p-ss that window? he totally just did a self checkout
when someone credit card swipes or scratches their -ss and then smells it.
the girl on the subway platfrom this morning chose the self check-out. she scatched her -ss, then sniffed it. we made eye contact and she the she dove into her shame hole.
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