Self-circumcision
surgical procedure executed with nothing more than your own zipper, generally under the anesthetic effects of beer, rum, vodka, whiskey or similar beverages.
1) man! do you recall if last night i was attacked by a furious wild animal?
– dont think so, maybe you just got self-circ-mcised.
2) omg dude!! i wonder if during last night’s party i nailed a long-nailed chick or if i just executed a self-circ-mcision.
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