self-dating
a period between a p-b-scent child’s initial s-xual hormonal imbalance and the subsequent first masturbation, during which s/he tries to deal with the fact that s/he is about to use his/her hand like a $10 call girl
i spent 4 years self-dating before i was ready to try for the first time
dude i spent 22 hours!
aka- masturbation,self pleasure
been so stressed out lately, i’ve been ‘self dating’ to keep my sanity.
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