Self-destructing uterus
synonym for a woman’s monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.
is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.
“jeez, someone’s crabby.”
“well, i’ve got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?”
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