Self Drive


a ‘self drive’ is a name used by tv/film crews for a local actor that is a bit too big for there britches. usually a ‘self drive’ is only a small part of the production. however they demand far too much attention, are hard to please and take themselves far too seriously. they are a general pain in the -ss for the costume, hair, make-up, props department and -ssistant directors who try to -ssist them. they are far more trouble than the principle actors that are driven to work by a cast driver.
“just who the h-ll does that actor think she is? i’ve altered her costume three times and she’s still b-tching. f-cking self drive.”

“that self drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month.”

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