self-flatulation
the act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. a form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal p-ssages.
bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
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