self-hating bro
bros who dress like hipsters, carry skateboards around but never ride them, and hate on other bros but run around screaming “yolo”
self-hating bro 1: ay brah, check out my dope plaid-lumberjack shirt, brah.
self-hating bro 2: awesome. so glad we’re not like those frat idiots…we’re so unique yolo.
self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, yolo
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