self imporcunt
when you invite someone to a social gathering and they make it seem like they will see what they can do about making it to make themselves seem more popular, even though you both know he/she has nothing else
bill: hey man, comin to my party this sat-rday
frank: well i dunno, i’ll see if i can move my dinner with the pope but im not making any promises
bill: a simple yes or no would of done you big self imporc-nt, i don’t care if your coming or not i’ll still have fun… your a d-ld-.
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