Self Induced Blumpkin
to suck one’s own p-n-s while defecating.
i was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. so i gave myself a self induced blumpkin. the smell of my own p–p made me c-m into my mouth.
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