self-inflicted cumshot
a self-inflicted c-mshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally -j-c-l-t-s into his own face.
1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted c-mshot when he nut in his eye.
2.) tucker was f-cking a chick doggie style when his d-ck slipped out and ended up nestled between her -ss cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
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when one is violently masturbating and he -j-c-l-t-s so hard that the so called super flying s-m-n lands all over the individuals face.
” i was fappin’ like crazy, man and i c-mmed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted c-mshot. nasty sh-t dude. ”
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