Self-Interview
conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. this style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. in the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower iq who lack confidence in their ability. true masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.
suzy: do these pants make me look fat? no. did i spend too much? to be truthful, yes. will i score tonight? definitely.
tiffanie: does tiffanie care about suzy’s self-interview? no. does tiffanie wish suzy would stfu? yes.
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