Self-loathing High-Five
after a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying “aww, i’m sorry… self-loathing high-five?” that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.
girl: “i spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl.”
boy: “that sucks. self-loathing high-five?”
girl: “sure” (high-fives the person)
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