Self Made Puerto Rican


a caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of puerto ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his honda and annoying the f-ck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.
biff: dude, what happened to alex?
thad: what do you mean?
biff: he has become a self made puerto rican !
thad: yeah, the jazz shoes on a north sh-r- boy just ain’t gonna wash. and that f-cking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. wtf?
biff: and to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
thad: mother mccree !

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