self-massage
pertaining to fitness. using specific tools (i.e. foam roller, rumble roller, the stick, s-curve, golf ball etc…) to inflict “good” pain now to prevent you from experiencing “bad” pain later from injury.
1. many athletes have been turned onto the “self-m-ssage” movement. 2. the poor man’s m-ssage.
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