self-mutilate


when emo’s think they’re like so so cruel and hard and start slitting their wrists and use a lame excuse of “no-one cares waaaaaaaaah” or “you wouldn’t understand”.
guy1: let’s go watch napoleon dynamite
guy2: that movie is soo sad man..
guy1: yeah, i self-mutilate myself everytime i watch it
guy2: omg me too -starts crying-
guy1: here have some tissues.

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