Self-own


from the slang own: to own self.
as soon as bill pushed the b-tton, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. “ha! bill got self-owned!” said joe.
1. to make a fool of yourself 2. get really really messed up (beat up, drunk, not coherent) 3. cellphone
“man you see that boof -ss n-gg- there? last night he was on that selfown”
“yeah i’ll give him a call, lemme see your selfown”
when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a f-cktard!
jimmy self own ‘d himself

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