Self Portrait
when a man m-st-rb-t-s into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.
hey sheila, i just gave myself a self portrait.
the process by which someone uses their own camera to take a photograph of themselves. often times, an arm is caught in the photo. true self-portrait photogs will be able to master the art of hiding the arm.
we squeezed eight people into that self-portrait!
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