self-sabotage
-a bro suffering from of post-traumatic-breakup-syndrome (ptbs) has opportunities for new trim, but he “sabotages” it either subconsciously or consciously because he can’t get over his ex. ironically, slam-pieces often throw themselves at a “self-saboteur.” this could be from pity or because he’s so f-cked up over his ex that he is the ultimate challenge.
-when in large groups a self-saboteur can help all of his bros get their stingers in some honey, but in a pack of two . . . the girl he shoots down will end up c-ckblocking the other two.
-two phases of this terrible disease 1) denial stage- where the guy doesn’t want to admit he’s doing it and 2) acceptance stage- he’s fully aware and begins to alter his att-tude so he can stick his stinger in some honey.
anthony: did you close on her last night? she was chasing your d.
tyler: nah, i got too drunk and started being a d-ck.
anthony: please don’t tell me you pull a self-sabotage! bro, that’s just f-cking sad! you need to get some new honey on that stinger!
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